I have nothing to talk about!!!!

Its amazing, but I finally have nothing to talk about!

I don’t want to talk about my first week at Microsoft since if I talk about my project, I will be violating my NDA and if I talk about the amount of masti I am doing here(there is always a chance that somebody from my team might read it!).

I don’t want to talk about the warm weather of Hyderabad. This is because the topic is so uninteresting, you can always check out the weather of a city from the internet and know about it. What’s the use of blogging about it.

I don’t want to talk about the excursions and general experiences at Hyderabad, since I am already sharing a lot of pictures on Orkut starting today and as a picture is worth a thousand words, I don’t think I have the patience to write a thousand words.

I don’t want to talk about my recent brush with Gym, since if I write about it this time too and I don’t go there regularly, I won’t be able to face others. Its too much of a shame to talk about something that you are going to do and you end up not doing it. I made this mistake once, not going to make it twice.

I don’t want to talk about my roommate Mukul, since he is a gem as always. Neither do I want to talk about the intern gang at MS, well, what’s there to talk about… we are having fun!!!

I don’t want to talk about my guest house and the house hunting experience as the guest house is great as always and the house hunting is painful as always, though we found one this time a bit tooo early.

I don’t want to talk about how I lost my purse with my college ICard, driving license and a thousand bucks once again(if you are wondering about the word “again”, it is the third time I lost my icard!!) and how I found it because of the honest and responsible MS Security Guys.

So, in short, I have nothing to talk about and am totally blank as to what to say… but looking back and re-reading the whole post, I have talked about “everything” in this post… well now that’s a perfect example of a head-fake.